"All you little scenester kinder gothic trend hopping emo fucking swine can drown in you'r own tears
and cry bloody murder while I fuck you'r ugly plastic assholes.

Anybody from this point on, who is 14, or under, and comments me, is gonna get fuckin flamed,
you wanna know why? Cuz you cramp my FUCKING style. And I kinda like my style, thanks.

Actually, pretty much anyone who's profile I don't like, anyone who isn't goodlooking, or is stupid.
Cuz im shallow like that. We like it like that.

I know I'm OUTRAGOUSLY gorgeous, I know I'm a god among men....but the Bottom line is...if you'r
some one who I don't think is good enough to speak to me, well, you can either eat me out, or don't say
a fucking word.


BAHA!


I am fuckin Glamboyantly Fuckin Amazing. I am the hottest person youve ever seen. I love how
angry people get at my attitude its great. I'm a fucking legend in every town iv'e ever lived in, and
believe me, thats a lot. I moved to red deer in the summer, and im the most popular guy I know. I
have a fucking fan club, cult following, and a few very close friends who happen to have the
privelegde of being displayed on this here page of mine. well, its more of a rant than a page. a rant
about how FUCKING SWEET I AM! I'm a tribute band to myself.
by the way....i know your fucking jealouse so let the hate-on begin.

I am a sexy, vain peice of shit.
Don't compliment me, because it swells my ego up bigger than it already is, and I dont want to explode. I'm arrogant, I express my opinions as fact, and I'm openly rude to people I don't enjoy, or who don't satisfy my every demand.
I believe in sex and lots of it.
My hair is constantly changing, because I have no attention span, and it must always be different.
And it must always be perfect.
I definitly wear more makeup than you, its literaly caked on. Artificial beauty baby.
I am told I'm quite slutty in my ways.
People ask me how I can possibly respect myself.
And I tell them its hard to disrespect god himself.
I used to not be able to stand jugdemental people, but bieng constantly judged every day, has changed my beliefs, and I now judge people who judge me. Hypocritical, eh?
I'm that bad apple in a group that poisons everyone,
and I am the one who kicks out the leg of a tripod, just to watch you fall.
ha! I am pimp shit.

Oh, and by the way, im down with psychopathic for life muthafacko, hate me or dont
deal with it."

 

*you got to love a guy that knows how fucking gorgeous he is*